<3 Ode to My Car <3

as Performed by adam sandler

Here we go

Piece of shit car

I got a piece of shit car

That fuckin’ pile of shit

Never gets me very far

My car’s a big piece of shit’cause the shocks are fucking shot

And my seatbelt’s fucking broken I got to tie it in a knot

(it’s a piece of shit)

I can’t see through the windshield’cause it’s got a big fucking’ crack

And the interior smells real bad’cause my friend puked in the back (it’s a piece of shit)

(piece of shit car)

Piece of shit car (She’s got a piece of shit car)

It sucks royal dick(that fuckin’ pile of shit)

100% crap(never gets me very far)

Oh fuck you car

It’s got no cd player, it only got the 8-track

(...)

You piece of shit car (you got a piece of shit car)

You piece of shit car (piece of shit car)

Bald fuckin’ tires (you got a piece of shit car)

(...)

Fucking rag for a gas cap (piece of shit car)

Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere (you got a piece of shit car)

(piece of shit car)

(you got a piece of shit car)

(piece of shit car)

O h the whole town thinks I’m a loser

(you got a piece of shit car)

Cabby give me a push

(piece of shit car...)











til minne om turen Tenterfield - Coffs Harbour - Tenterfield Januar 2006